Field notes from the comment trenches

Social Media Apologetics

Short replies, longer dismantlings, and reusable arguments for that strange region of the internet where every failed syllogism is treated as if Aquinas has just risen from the grave with a ring light.

Quick replies

For posts that deserve an answer, but not a book, a candlelit vigil, and three days of archaeological excavation.

Burden of proof

Atheism Is Not A Rival Religion

For the recurring claim that being unconvinced by theistic arguments somehow requires a complete metaphysical system, a priesthood, incense, and a subscription model.

Open the essay

Apologetics often begins by lowering the evidential bar until a god can crawl over it, then immediately raising it again the moment a rival religion approaches.

Longer essays

For arguments that arrive with footnotes, Latin seasoning, and the serene confidence of a man hiding circular reasoning behind a cassock.

Christian literature

Pious Frauds in Christian Literature

Sacred truth, forged paperwork, and the long career of useful falsehood: pseudo-apostolic writings, hagiography, the Donation of Constantine, the False Decretals, and the awkward little industry of holy paperwork.

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philosophy

Cosmicism as philosophy

Cosmicism treated not as tentacle wallpaper, but as a serious anti-consolation discipline: the refusal to flatter humanity with metaphysical importance.

Open the essay

Creationism and science

For the moments when someone mistakes a slogan, a meme, or a suspiciously confident YouTube thumbnail for a scientific revolution.

Tactics for the trenches

Not every claim deserves a dissertation. Some deserve a chair, a lamp, and a quiet question about evidence.

Questions worth asking

  • What specific evidence would distinguish your religion from a false but psychologically satisfying belief?
  • Are you arguing from evidence, or from the feeling that reality ought to be emotionally bearable?
  • Would you accept this standard of proof from a rival religion?
  • Where does the argument end and the theological wish-list begin?
  • What observation would make you revise your conclusion?

Common evasions

  • Redefining God until the claim becomes too vague to test, then restoring the full doctrine after the danger has passed.
  • Calling atheism a faith because unbelief is easier to caricature as a rival chapel.
  • Invoking science when it sounds useful and denouncing materialism when science becomes inconvenient.
  • Mistaking personal incredulity for a peer-reviewed objection.
  • Using mystery as a locked door through which only their preferred god is allowed to pass.

Dispatches and reusable fragments

Sharper, shorter pieces for the daily sacrament of seeing nonsense and deciding, regrettably, to answer it.

Design

Bad design is still evidence

Retinas, parasites, cancers, extinction, and the awkward theology of a designer who appears to subcontract to indifference.

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